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Denver, CO
Est. 2012

About Craftboner

Kiwi Schloffel is the brains & brawn behind Craft Boner - a stationery company with the singular goal of making people laugh big ‘ol belly laughs. She draws and letters every card by hand and when she’s not doodling you can find her watching true crime, browsing thrift stores or ranking various establishments by the quality of their nacho cheese.

  • Putting Up With Me
    Putting Up With Me
    by Craftboner
  • Other People Suck
    Other People Suck
    by Craftboner
  • Our Silly Life
    Our Silly Life
    by Craftboner
    New
  • Validate Existence
    Validate Existence
    by Craftboner
    Top seller
  • Welcome To 30
    Welcome To 30
    by Craftboner
  • Bad Bitch Birthday
    Bad Bitch Birthday
    by Craftboner
  • Not Dead Yet
    Not Dead Yet
    by Craftboner
  • Actual Card
    Actual Card
    by Craftboner
  • Birthday Mortality
    Birthday Mortality
    by Craftboner
  • Happy Fucking Birthday
    Happy Fucking Birthday
    by Craftboner
  • Spoiler Alert
    Spoiler Alert
    by Craftboner
  • Tom Brady Sucks
    Tom Brady Sucks
    by Craftboner
  • Bday & Xmas
    Bday & Xmas
    by Craftboner
  • Joint In Here
    Joint In Here
    by Craftboner
  • Society Dictates
    Society Dictates
    by Craftboner
  • Old As Fuck
    Old As Fuck
    by Craftboner
  • Shots! Shots! Shots!
    Shots! Shots! Shots!
    by Craftboner
  • Happy Birthday Dipshit
    Happy Birthday Dipshit
    by Craftboner
  • Be My Bridesmaid
    Be My Bridesmaid
    by Craftboner
  • Christmas Carbs
    Christmas Carbs
    by Craftboner
  • 2020 Sucked
    2020 Sucked
    by Craftboner
  • Shitters Full
    Shitters Full
    by Craftboner
  • Need Santa
    Need Santa
    by Craftboner
  • Fuck This Sweaters
    Fuck This Sweaters
    by Craftboner
  • All I Want For Christmas
    All I Want For Christmas
    by Craftboner
  • Ryan Gosling Christmas
    Ryan Gosling Christmas
    by Craftboner
  • Naughty List
    Naughty List
    by Craftboner
  • Miss Your Face
    Miss Your Face
    by Craftboner
  • Teleport
    Teleport
    by Craftboner
  • You're My Fave
    You're My Fave
    by Craftboner
  • White Girl Drunk
    White Girl Drunk
    by Craftboner
  • Promise To Love Your Baby
    Promise To Love Your Baby
    by Craftboner
  • Mommy Group
    Mommy Group
    by Craftboner
  • Fuck Yeah
    Fuck Yeah
    by Craftboner
  • Badass Bitch
    Badass Bitch
    by Craftboner
  • Already Married
    Already Married
    by Craftboner
  • Pinterest Board
    Pinterest Board
    by Craftboner
  • Cool And Terrifying
    Cool And Terrifying
    by Craftboner
  • Keep Baby Alive
    Keep Baby Alive
    by Craftboner
  • Lucky Husband
    Lucky Husband
    by Craftboner
  • Government Marriage
    Government Marriage
    by Craftboner
  • Baby Making
    Baby Making
    by Craftboner
  • Scared The Shit Out Of You
    Scared The Shit Out Of You
    by Craftboner
  • Oh Mah Gerd
    Oh Mah Gerd
    by Craftboner
  • Tiny Human
    Tiny Human
    by Craftboner
  • Pushed That Baby Out
    Pushed That Baby Out
    by Craftboner
  • Baby's To-Do List
    Baby's To-Do List
    by Craftboner
  • Weirdos Founds Each Other
    Weirdos Founds Each Other
    by Craftboner
  • Wedding Money
    Wedding Money
    by Craftboner
  • Marvel
    Marvel
    by Craftboner
  • Poorest Friend Registry
    Poorest Friend Registry
    by Craftboner
  • Happiest Divorce
    Happiest Divorce
    by Craftboner
  • High Five Uterus
    High Five Uterus
    by Craftboner
  • Imperfectly
    Imperfectly
    by Craftboner
  • You Got This
    You Got This
    by Craftboner
  • Great Job
    Great Job
    by Craftboner
  • First Draft
    First Draft
    by Craftboner
  • Do Hard Things
    Do Hard Things
    by Craftboner
  • Permission Slip
    Permission Slip
    by Craftboner
  • Full Of Shit
    Full Of Shit
    by Craftboner
  • You Do You
    You Do You
    by Craftboner
  • Best Version
    Best Version
    by Craftboner
  • Holding A Hot Pocket
    Holding A Hot Pocket
    by Craftboner
  • Damn Break
    Damn Break
    by Craftboner
  • Be Kind To Yourself
    Be Kind To Yourself
    by Craftboner
  • Teenager
    Teenager
    by Craftboner
  • Sex With Mom
    Sex With Mom
    by Craftboner
  • Love You More Than Mom
    Love You More Than Mom
    by Craftboner
  • Doing Shit
    Doing Shit
    by Craftboner
  • Best Effort
    Best Effort
    by Craftboner
  • Okay-est Manager
    Okay-est Manager
    by Craftboner
  • 2020 Sucked Holidays
    2020 Sucked Holidays
    by Craftboner
  • Family Picture
    Family Picture
    by Craftboner
  • Warm And Fuzzy
    Warm And Fuzzy
    by Craftboner
  • Actual Card Holidays
    Actual Card Holidays
    by Craftboner
  • Therapist Holiday
    Therapist Holiday
    by Craftboner
  • Shitty Situation
    Shitty Situation
    by Craftboner
  • Resting Bitch Face
    Resting Bitch Face
    by Craftboner
  • Shitty Friend
    Shitty Friend
    by Craftboner
  • Could Be Worse
    Could Be Worse
    by Craftboner
  • Like A Text
    Like A Text
    by Craftboner
  • Beanie Baby Fortune
    Beanie Baby Fortune
    by Craftboner
  • Being Human
    Being Human
    by Craftboner
  • Fuck It
    Fuck It
    by Craftboner
  • Proper Grammar
    Proper Grammar
    by Craftboner
  • Things I Can't Live Without
    Things I Can't Live Without
    by Craftboner
  • Lady Crush
    Lady Crush
    by Craftboner
  • Favorite Muggle
    Favorite Muggle
    by Craftboner
  • Dat Ass
    Dat Ass
    by Craftboner
  • Favorite Penis
    Favorite Penis
    by Craftboner
  • National Treasure
    National Treasure
    by Craftboner
  • Cybered
    Cybered
    by Craftboner
  • Pizza First Love
    Pizza First Love
    by Craftboner
  • Cuddle And Watch Something
    Cuddle And Watch Something
    by Craftboner
  • Not An Asshole
    Not An Asshole
    by Craftboner
  • Not A Dick Pic
    Not A Dick Pic
    by Craftboner
  • Dad Bod
    Dad Bod
    by Craftboner
  • Hey Bae
    Hey Bae
    by Craftboner
  • Methane Poisoning
    Methane Poisoning
    by Craftboner
  • I Fucking Love You
    I Fucking Love You
    by Craftboner
  • Don't Die
    Don't Die
    by Craftboner
  • Morning Person
    Morning Person
    by Craftboner
  • Mary-Kate & Ashley
    Mary-Kate & Ashley
    by Craftboner
  • Before The Internet
    Before The Internet
    by Craftboner
  • Love You And Like You
    Love You And Like You
    by Craftboner
  • Weirdo
    Weirdo
    by Craftboner
  • Nothing With You
    Nothing With You
    by Craftboner
  • Started A Cult
    Started A Cult
    by Craftboner
    New
  • Jelly And Jelly
    Jelly And Jelly
    by Craftboner
  • Another Baptism
    Another Baptism
    by Craftboner
  • Sploosh
    Sploosh
    by Craftboner
  • Stupid Shit
    Stupid Shit
    by Craftboner
  • Hey Girl Hey
    Hey Girl Hey
    by Craftboner
  • Not Lesbians
    Not Lesbians
    by Craftboner
  • Alt Right
    Alt Right
    by Craftboner
  • You're The Tits
    You're The Tits
    by Craftboner
  • Dem Titties
    Dem Titties
    by Craftboner
  • Wine Drunk
    Wine Drunk
    by Craftboner
  • Sex With You
    Sex With You
    by Craftboner
  • Lady Parts
    Lady Parts
    by Craftboner
  • Serial Killer
    Serial Killer
    by Craftboner
  • Bouquet Of Boners
    Bouquet Of Boners
    by Craftboner
  • Ho Ho Hoes
    Ho Ho Hoes
    by Craftboner
  • Ovaries Before Brovaries
    Ovaries Before Brovaries
    by Craftboner
  • Deserves Better
    Deserves Better
    by Craftboner
  • Hey! Fuck You
    Hey! Fuck You
    by Craftboner
  • Friend Love
    Friend Love
    by Craftboner
  • What's Yours Is Mine
    What's Yours Is Mine
    by Craftboner
  • If I Had A Penis
    If I Had A Penis
    by Craftboner
  • Vagina Wants
    Vagina Wants
    by Craftboner
  • Slam Piece
    Slam Piece
    by Craftboner
  • Sweatpants
    Sweatpants
    by Craftboner
    New
  • Nicholas Sparks Novel
    Nicholas Sparks Novel
    by Craftboner
    New
  • If I Get Murdered
    If I Get Murdered
    by Craftboner
    New
  • As Much As Your Plants
    As Much As Your Plants
    by Craftboner
  • Sex With Dad
    Sex With Dad
    by Craftboner
  • Love You More Than Dad
    Love You More Than Dad
    by Craftboner
  • Haunted New Place
    Haunted New Place
    by Craftboner
  • Quarantine Bingo
    Quarantine Bingo
    by Craftboner
  • Stuck Inside With
    Stuck Inside With
    by Craftboner
    New
  • Quarantinis
    Quarantinis
    by Craftboner
    New
  • 2020
    2020
    by Craftboner
  • Nobody Got Time
    Nobody Got Time
    by Craftboner
  • Don't Have The Words
    Don't Have The Words
    by Craftboner
  • Missing Your Face
    Missing Your Face
    by Craftboner
  • Galentine's Day
    Galentine's Day
    by Craftboner
  • Galentine's Day Hearts
    Galentine's Day Hearts
    by Craftboner
  • Ryan Gosling Valentine's Day
    Ryan Gosling Valentine's Day
    by Craftboner
  • Cupid
    Cupid
    by Craftboner
  • February 14th
    February 14th
    by Craftboner
  • Order Takeout
    Order Takeout
    by Craftboner
  • Fuck Valentine's Day
    Fuck Valentine's Day
    by Craftboner
  • Stupid
    Stupid
    by Craftboner
  • Each Other's Bodies
    Each Other's Bodies
    by Craftboner
  • Never A Better Time
    Never A Better Time
    by Craftboner
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