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Not Assholes

By Your Gal Kiwi

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Not Assholes

Description

Share some hearty laughs this holiday season with our 'Not Assholes' holiday card. Featuring a customizable design that frames your family photo in a playful snow globe against a backdrop of whimsical snowflakes, it's perfect for families who enjoy a bit of humor. Printed on eco-friendly recycled paper, this card will spread cheer while being kind to the planet.

Dimensions

5" x 7"

Paper quality

Mohawk paper with a matte vellum finish
100lb paper weight for cards and 70lb for envelopes
100% post consumer recycled

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Quantity Price with discount
1-19 $4.23 ea
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20 $91.80 $73.44 ($3.67 ea)
30 $137.70 $110.16 ($3.67 ea)
40 $183.60 $146.88 ($3.67 ea)
50 $229.50 $183.60 ($3.67 ea)
60 $275.40 $220.32 ($3.67 ea)
70 $321.30 $257.04 ($3.67 ea)
80 $367.20 $293.76 ($3.67 ea)
90 $413.10 $330.48 ($3.67 ea)
100 $459.00 $367.20 ($3.67 ea)
Quantity Price with discount
1-19 $3.19 ea
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20 $67.80 $54.24 ($2.71 ea)
30 $101.70 $81.36 ($2.71 ea)
40 $135.60 $108.48 ($2.71 ea)
50 $169.50 $135.60 ($2.71 ea)
60 $203.40 $162.72 ($2.71 ea)
70 $237.30 $189.84 ($2.71 ea)
80 $271.20 $216.96 ($2.71 ea)
90 $305.10 $244.08 ($2.71 ea)
100 $339.00 $271.20 ($2.71 ea)

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Meet Your Gal Kiwi

Denver, CO

Kiwi Schloffel is the brains & brawn behind Craft Boner - a stationery company with the singular goal of making people laugh big ‘ol belly laughs. She draws and letters every card by hand and when she’s not doodling you can find her watching true crime, browsing thrift stores or ranking various establishments by the quality of their nacho cheese.

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Kiwi Schloffel is the brains & brawn behind Craft Boner - a stationery company with the singular goal of making people laugh big ‘ol belly laughs. She draws and letters every card by hand and when she’s not doodling you can find her watching true crime, browsing thrift stores or ranking various establishments by the quality of their nacho cheese.

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FAQs

When should I send holiday photo cards?
Most people send holiday photo cards from late November through mid-December so they arrive before the holidays. With Postable, you can even schedule your cards ahead of time and relax knowing they’ll go out right on schedule.
Can I send photo holiday cards without writing addresses by hand?
Yes. With Postable, you can upload your address list in seconds and skip the handwriting. Postable prints, addresses, stamps, and mails your photo holiday cards so they arrive looking polished without the extra work.
Can I put multiple photos on a holiday card?
Yes. Postable has many designs that let you add multiple photos to one card. Share milestones, vacations, or silly moments, and Postable turns them into a holiday card that feels like a mini photo album for friends and family.
Who has the best holiday photo cards?
Postable does. Our holiday photo cards are printed on luxe recycled paper with designs from top independent artists. Upload your favorite photos, add your message, and we handle the printing, stamping, and mailing. Beautiful cards, zero hassle.
How do I manage addresses for holiday photo cards?
Upload your address list to Postable or share a link so friends and family can add their own info. We’ll keep your address book safe and ready for next year, making holiday mailing even easier.
Who mails holiday photo cards for you?
Postable does. Upload your photos, write your message, and we handle the rest. We print on premium recycled paper, add the stamps, and mail your holiday photo cards directly to your list so they arrive polished and festive.
Where can I order holiday photo cards to send myself?
Postable usually mails holiday photo cards directly for you, but you can also order a box shipped to your home. We print on high quality recycled paper and send them ready for you to hand out in person or slip into gifts.
Who has the most inexpensive holiday photo cards?
Postable makes holiday photo cards affordable by keeping pricing simple. Unlike many competitors, there are no hidden upcharges. Free printing, addressing, and mailing are always included, so you get high-quality cards without surprise costs.

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