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Eat Your Teeth

By Near Modern Disaster

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Eat Your Teeth

Description

Send a quirky and humorous message with this unique card that reads 'You're So Beautiful I Could Eat Your Teeth.' Perfect for Valentine's Day or a playful friendship gesture, this card adds a dash of wit to your affectionate thoughts. Printed on eco-friendly post-consumer recycled paper, it's both funny and sustainable.

Dimensions

5.5" x 4.25"

Paper quality

Mohawk paper with a matte vellum finish
100lb paper weight for cards and 70lb for envelopes
100% post consumer recycled

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1-19 $4.23 ea
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20 $91.80 $73.44 ($3.67 ea)
30 $137.70 $110.16 ($3.67 ea)
40 $183.60 $146.88 ($3.67 ea)
50 $229.50 $183.60 ($3.67 ea)
60 $275.40 $220.32 ($3.67 ea)
70 $321.30 $257.04 ($3.67 ea)
80 $367.20 $293.76 ($3.67 ea)
90 $413.10 $330.48 ($3.67 ea)
100 $459.00 $367.20 ($3.67 ea)

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Meet Near Modern Disaster

Jacksonville, FL

Sam Kramer is the one-lady operation behind Near Modern Disaster. She's been designing note cards since 2009—helping you express all of the feelings you're feeling—as awkward or inappropriate as they may be.

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Sam Kramer is the one-lady operation behind Near Modern Disaster. She's been designing note cards since 2009—helping you express all of the feelings you're feeling—as awkward or inappropriate as they may be.

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