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Calories Schmalories

By Erin Wilson Design

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Calories Schmalories

Description

Celebrate your loved one's special day with a slice of humor and cake! This playful 'Calories Schmalories' birthday card features a vibrant red background, adorned with cheerful script and a whimsical slice of cake topped with a single candle. Perfect for those who appreciate a good laugh, this card brings lightheartedness to any birthday celebration. Printed on eco-friendly, post-consumer recycled paper, Postable can mail it directly to the recipient or send it to you in a lovely box.

Dimensions

5.5" x 4.25"

Paper quality

Mohawk paper with a matte vellum finish
100lb paper weight for cards and 70lb for envelopes
100% post consumer recycled

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1-19 $4.23 ea
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20 $91.80 $73.44 ($3.67 ea)
30 $137.70 $110.16 ($3.67 ea)
40 $183.60 $146.88 ($3.67 ea)
50 $229.50 $183.60 ($3.67 ea)
60 $275.40 $220.32 ($3.67 ea)
70 $321.30 $257.04 ($3.67 ea)
80 $367.20 $293.76 ($3.67 ea)
90 $413.10 $330.48 ($3.67 ea)
100 $459.00 $367.20 ($3.67 ea)

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Meet Erin Wilson Design

Timonium, Maryland

Erin Wilson is a freelance graphic designer and lettering artist located in Timonium, Maryland. She finds inspiration in travel, nature, and historical design and architecture and she's loved hand-lettering since she was about 8 years old. Outside her family, her truest loves are travel, root beer and apple cider donuts. Erin Wilson is a common name, so be sure to add the middle initial "L" when you search for her online!

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Erin Wilson is a freelance graphic designer and lettering artist located in Timonium, Maryland. She finds inspiration in travel, nature, and historical design and architecture and she's loved hand-lettering since she was about 8 years old. Outside her family, her truest loves are travel, root beer and apple cider donuts. Erin Wilson is a common name, so be sure to add the middle initial "L" when you search for her online!

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FAQs

When should I order birthday cards to arrive on time?
Birthday cards usually take about a week from order to delivery. To be safe, order at least a week in advance or schedule with Postable so your card arrives right around their birthday.
What do you write in a birthday card?
A cheerful “Happy Birthday” always works, but the fun is making it personal. Add a funny memory, an inside joke, or a heartfelt wish. Postable makes it easy to create birthday cards that feel extra special.
How can I send a birthday card online?
The easiest way is with Postable. Just pick a card, type your message, and add the address. Postable prints, stamps, and mails it straight to their door so you look thoughtful without the last-minute scramble.
Can you add a photo to a birthday card?
Yes. With Postable, many birthday card designs let you upload a photo, whether it’s a goofy selfie, a favorite throwback, or a family snapshot. Postable makes it simple to create a birthday card that feels personal and memorable.
Who has eco-friendly birthday cards?
Postable has eco-friendly birthday cards printed on 100% recycled paper. You can celebrate someone’s big day with a card that looks great while also being kind to the planet. Postable makes sending sustainable cards simple and fun.
How can I schedule birthday cards in advance?
With Postable, you can write your message today, pick the date, and we’ll print, stamp, and mail your card when the time comes. Scheduling ahead with Postable means birthdays never get missed.
Can businesses automate birthday cards for clients and employees?
The best way is with Postable. You can upload your mailing list and use Postable’s automated birthday card tool to schedule cards for the whole year, making it easy to celebrate clients and employees without missing a date.
What kinds of birthday card designs does Postable offer?
Postable has tons of unique birthday card designs created by independent artists. From funny to heartfelt to photo cards, there’s a style for everyone, and sending birthday cards with Postable is effortless.

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